Except we don't come from the land of the ice and snow

There may be a limit to the uses for a good Viking hat, but I'll be damned if I've reached it. And it's not like I haven't been trying.

Let the Slapdashng commence

Slapdash officially kicks off in 21 minutes as of this moment. Before I get started, here's a little SDFF-related funny from my workday. One of the responsibilities of the writers is to bring along some props just to inspire everybody else. I decided to grab the badass viking hat that I keep atop my work monitor and take that with me. That thing's just crying out to be on stage. I was standing outside waiting for The Ash to pick me up from work, just me and my viking hat, when one of my coworkers walked by.

COWORKER: Nice horns.

HOLMES: Heh, yeah, I need 'em for this weekend.

COWORKER: (lasciviously) Got that kind of weekend planned, huh?

HOLMES: Heh, actually it's just a prop.

COWORKER: (more lasciviously) Props, huh?

HOLMES: Uh, nevermind.

Wish us luck!