Sometimes I think about getting it permanently attached, but, I don't know

Overheard by certain flies on certain walls of a certain Holmes household:

ASH: I can't find my cli--...where are my fingernail clippers?

HOLMES: I thought you were about to say you can't find your clitoris.

ASH: I can't find my clitoris!

HOLMES: Is it detachable?

BOTH: (to the tune of King Missile's classic "Detachable Penis") Detachable clitoriiiiis. Detachable clitoriiis.

Aaaand scene.