Overheard by certain flies on certain walls of a certain Holmes household:
ASH: I can't find my cli--...where are my fingernail clippers?
HOLMES: I thought you were about to say you can't find your clitoris.
ASH: I can't find my clitoris!
HOLMES: Is it detachable?
BOTH: (to the tune of King Missile's classic "Detachable Penis") Detachable clitoriiiiis. Detachable clitoriiis.