Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Whenever stuff happens

Whenever I see an elevator door open and noone exits or enters, I always wonder if an invisible person just stepped off. Are they walking towards me? Am I about to get goosed? Are they naked?
Whenever I walk past an unoccupied desk and the phone is ringing, I am always tempted to pick up the receiver and then slam it back down into its cradle. But I don't.

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