Eat your red hat, beeyotch

So this morning on the way to work when NPR's newscast became so boring as to elicit agonizing tears of blood, I clicked over to the local alt-rock-whatever-the-fuck station to see if by chance I could catch them playing a good or even tolerable song. Instead, they were in the middle of what they refer to as their news-cast, which I caught in the middle of a report on the new Limp Bizkit album. Does news get any more irrelevant than that? Fred Durst was quoted as saying that this album is heavily influenced emotionally by Rage Against the Machine, and picks up where Rage left off. For making such statements, Fred Durst should have his little red baseball cap dipped in a vat of rat poison and then be forced to eat it.