Shining happy people holding bags

"No prescription drug can promise endless happiness. However given HAVIDOL's track record, and Future PHARMS commitment to perfecting life through chemistry, terminal happiness has become a real possibility."

That's right friends. Now you too can Havidol. Satirical marketing typically only holds my interest for 30 seconds max, but this one is just so thoroughly put together, I'm kind of reeling at the thought of some poor rich sad sack might taking the little self assessment quiz and really thinking they have a bad case of DSACDAD. I mean after all, more than 50% of the population over 18 years of age is afflicted with this ghastly disorder. And you've gotta love a drug that straight up promises happiness, and whose patients have reported feeling a renewed interest in themselves and an increased ability to spend. Of course, side affects include co-dependence with inanimate objects and hair growth. But really, how can you ignore all those happy people? It's true: sometimes more just is not enough.