Ash keeps referring to our child as a genius. I'm sure this is common among parents, but it gets me to thinking, what if he is a genius? To which I respond, great. Just great. That's all I need. I already live with a detective/debate master. All I need on top of that is a little Einstein running around. I'll have to put a lock on my office door so I can go be dumb by myself when I need to.