Thursday, March 13, 2008

A new one for my collection

So tonight we were watching "Heroes" and, well, not to give anything away if you haven't watched it, but this one particular episode made me realize that if I were ever cast into a situation where I was unable to tell what day it was for an extended period of time, it would totally freak my shit out. If you were stuck with me in this situation, you'd probably end up trying to kill me just so you wouldn't have to keep listening to me try to work my way backwards to the last day that I was certain of. I'd probably become downright unbearable, mumbling shit like "yeah, so that means today is definitely Wednesday, August 13th...unless, wait, my last birthday was on a Tuesday, so that means..." See what I mean? And of course, I'd curse myself relentlessly for not having the foresight to keep better track of time in the first place.

I guess I can add that to my collection of irrational fears. Good thing too, all the old ones were getting stale.


sybil law said...

You're right.
I would definitely kill you.
But I'd do it humanely. It would be over real fast. No suffering!

radioactive girl said...

Too funny! I would probably be the same way. I need some kind of order in my life.