It's funny what you find while unpacking after a move. I only vaguely remember captioning this box, probably because I did it like a zillion years ago. I'm thinking I probably need to toss these out.
No, don't throw them out. Give them to my hubby at work if you still have them. No, not for conventional use : ) We use them at the Palace to put over the body mic's to keep the stanky sweat from shorting them out. We ran out this weekend and had to use rubber gloves. Not nearly as fun as seeing condoms laying around after the show.
This reminds me of something funny. We moved and lived in an apartment forever while our house was being built. We did not plan to have baby number 4. After we moved into our house, and I was pregnant, I was looking for something and found a box of condoms in my husband's dresser drawer. I freaked out, accused him of cheating and started crying.
He calmly looked at me and said "those were what we were supposed to be using but packed on accident. That is why you are pregnant, remember?" Which cracked us both up. Now whenever I see condoms, I think of that, and how stupid and emotional I get when pregnant.
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unless you guys are looking for baby #3 I would say that box is past its prime...
Non-lubricated? You're hardcore.
Hi-larious!
I think you need to sell this idea to Trojan inc.
No, don't throw them out. Give them to my hubby at work if you still have them. No, not for conventional use : ) We use them at the Palace to put over the body mic's to keep the stanky sweat from shorting them out. We ran out this weekend and had to use rubber gloves. Not nearly as fun as seeing condoms laying around after the show.
I like my mic's strawberry flavored.
This reminds me of something funny. We moved and lived in an apartment forever while our house was being built. We did not plan to have baby number 4. After we moved into our house, and I was pregnant, I was looking for something and found a box of condoms in my husband's dresser drawer. I freaked out, accused him of cheating and started crying.
He calmly looked at me and said "those were what we were supposed to be using but packed on accident. That is why you are pregnant, remember?" Which cracked us both up. Now whenever I see condoms, I think of that, and how stupid and emotional I get when pregnant.
Throw it out? I think you mean FRAME IT.
I haven't seen those things in 4-EVAH. And I was never a fan (three kids later...)
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