Peep this tag, yo

I decided that blogging alone simply wasn't making enough impact on the world at large, so I decided to tag a building with this powerful message:

I set up Henry and Elliott as lookouts in case The Man came along trying to shut me down while I went about my work. You know how The Man is about artistic expression.

Okay, so I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to make spraypaint look like that. In actuality, it's most likely an obsessed fan. I hear it's one of the risks of blogging. I'm not sure what they're trying to say with the subtitle there, does that mean that I'm as good as their Momma? Somebody else's Momma? What does "as good as" mean in this context?

I'm thinking my blog may need a new banner.