In order to do Movember right, you're supposed to start things off with a clean palate, which, for me, meant parting with my beard. True, my beard is not as epic as that of my friend Bill (pictured below), but I was used to it. I like my beard. And yes, so does my wife.
|Bill is a pirate|
|Wouldn't hurt a fly|
|Obviously hacks people to pieces while humming along to Katy Perry|