Thursday, March 11, 2010

Have I No Shame?

Back in the day, I used to be a regular attendee at a monthly event called No Shame Theater. No Shame participants get five minutes on stage to do whatever the hell they want, shame-free. And they do. And I did. As you can imagine, you end up sitting through some total crap and some mediocre garbage, but in return you get to see some most likely never to be repeated bits of true badassery. I like to think I produced some of all three at various points.

Lately, my homie Brandon's been sending out Facebook invites to come check out the No Shame madness once again. So this last time around, I thought I'd drop in, check it out, see what the current crop of no shame-having motherfuckers have to offer. I had nothing prepared, so I would just be there as an audience member. It was a good plan on my part, if I do say so myself.

Then I went and got my post-vasectomy sperm count done, and the whole experience was just too weird not to share with a room full of mostly strangers. Honestly, the bits I find the funniest are the spontaneous and unexpected bursts of applause. Enjoy.


No Shame 0310 - Travis Holmes from Naughty Troll on Vimeo.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want that shirt for my collection . . .

When I had my vasectomy, I skipped the post-procedure shit-checking. Just didn't really care, I guess.

No babies for 10 years, so it must have taken . . .

sybil law said...

There is NO shame in that genius!
Seriously - I loved the story, but seeing you speak it was awesome!
You should be on tv. Really.

Kevin McKeever said...

With mine, I didn't even get parking validation.

I'll now skip the joke about having the balls to discuss this publicly.

Homemaker Man said...

I skipped the specimen taking too. After my surgical experience, I just couldn't do it. Let's just say, the docs 1st words to me were, 'I'm so sorry about the room. We usually keep it much, much warmer than this."

Whit said...

Your balls owned that room.