tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post4331500086328427128..comments2023-11-25T10:15:54.593-06:00Comments on The Holmes: Pissy EpistleAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06381359915367648550noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post-45915606273966796372008-06-30T20:24:00.000-05:002008-06-30T20:24:00.000-05:00He's probably all clogged up because no chick will...He's probably all clogged up because no chick will date a power-walker. Try jogging, you wuss!CroutonBoyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11425635248738687625noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post-920456602297935102008-06-30T14:02:00.000-05:002008-06-30T14:02:00.000-05:00Speaking of pissy...You nearly made me wet myself!...Speaking of pissy...<BR/><BR/>You nearly made me wet myself! Well done, Mr. Holmes. Well done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post-70924624897302792242008-06-26T16:54:00.000-05:002008-06-26T16:54:00.000-05:00I wasn't squinting, the sun was in my eyes. Man, ...I wasn't squinting, the sun was in my eyes. Man, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.Whithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14818211552756821661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post-73865021715410734992008-06-25T08:39:00.000-05:002008-06-25T08:39:00.000-05:00Dude.He's a POWER WALKER.Automatically makes him a...Dude.<BR/>He's a POWER WALKER.<BR/>Automatically makes him a douche bag!<BR/>Also, he probably had a wedgie. A testicle wedgie.sybil lawhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13629349319977383547noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post-54539708442173330702008-06-24T23:47:00.000-05:002008-06-24T23:47:00.000-05:00I think that he's just ashamed, because although h...I think that he's just ashamed, because although he can out walk most of us, he has very weak arms. He is envious of the baby/coffee/key juggling, and he doesn't want you to stop watering the jasmine he's just sad that he can't lift a hose... It's tragic. I believe it's a known condition of power walking, that's why many like to try and strap weights to their wrists to fight it as long as they can.<BR/><BR/>Have a little pity for NPWG if you can. Remember, he may not even have the arm strength to beat off anymore.Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323955138594701604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32807657.post-68808849465716544202008-06-24T21:37:00.000-05:002008-06-24T21:37:00.000-05:00Oh I know that guy. He looks and tries to avoid e...Oh I know that guy. He looks and tries to avoid eye contact when I am outside wasting precious resources by watering the jasmine.<BR/><BR/>He looks and judges. He is one of those types that believes his use of the power walk and the city bus declares his moral superiority.<BR/><BR/>He clearly disapproves of our breeder lifestyle.yer mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01572361309349906929noreply@blogger.com